My name is Martin Wolfenden and I am a compulsive apologist. That would be my opening greeting to the inaugural meeting of Compulsive Apologists Anonymous. However I’m so ashamed of myself that I couldn’t possibly attend such a meeting. To

Oh shit! Sorry

At one time I thought my memory was rubbish because I come from a family of people with almost constant amnesia. However I realised today that my inability to remember names and appointments is inversely proportionate to how much I’m

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