A Kind of Phut

Sell Sell!

Nobody is always asking me “Martin, how do you keep your body looking like that of a Greek god?” Well

I’m angry. In fact over the last few months I have lost over a hundred followers on Twitter because of

You know what? I really dislike people who compile lists of rules for Twitter, it really gets on my giddy

I begin my day by falling out of bed while squashing on my glutes with springs. Then I shower on

If you are a regular user of that ultimate time waster called ‘social media’, then you’ll know that everybody has

Wizzzzzzz! Did you hear that? It was 2013. Yep, as a middle aged human that’s what I hear as my

Cliff Richardson once sang “Christmas time, camel toe and wine.” I have no idea why he did that. Christmas changes

Yesterday a human man said to me “you have to love yourself.” This is a phrase I’ve heard many times