A Kind of Phut

Goodbye Rik

At two o’clock this afternoon the friends and family of Rik Mayall laid him to rest. That was a shitty

I just want you to know that I am really looking forward to the World Cup. I love nothing more

There are little people in my television.

They’re everywhere! Even in my pants.

Here is another short and hastily written blog. So little time. Those people, who tolerate me, know that I love

It was a pleasantly warm freezing afternoon in a hole, when I first mounted my trusty John Steed. My heart

You’ve got to accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative And latch on to the affirmative Don’t mess with Mister In-Between.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man going on and on about how much weight he’s lost, is

Dear Somebody, That thing you did made us furious. You told us the thing was in our interest but it