A Kind of Phut

Lard Arse

If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake… Wise word from the person who wrote those words,

Heat wave! What do they mean heat wave? Only a few years ago people were dieing because temperatures were at

Click to Play In this episode I challenge northern stereotypes in a superbly intelligent way. In fact it’s almost like

When I was a child, I was a Catholic, I went to church as a Catholic, thought as a Catholic

Today I received a rather nice Email from Yorkshire Water who have informed me that they have withdrawn the court

At the risk of turning this blog into a serial moan about British shops and utility providers, I would like

Today I received a court summons from Northampton requiring the immediate payment of my water rates. This would have seemed

If you’re like me, then stop it! I hate it when people impersonate me, hate it. Sorry *twitch wibble* If

You may have noticed that I’ve been on holiday. Yep one whole week of doing nothing but chillaxing at home.