A Kind of Phut

Dog Bondage

My friend Lisa has a dog who I occasionally look after when she needs to go to the cinema or

Well I’m stumped. *drums fingers on table* By all rights I shouldn’t be writing a blog today as I can’t

Why am I so impatient these days? All I seem to do is spend my time calling people twats under

Without a doubt the worst thing about being Giraffe is the diet. It’s all leaves leaves leaves. One day I’d

My Holiday is over and I have to look at getting some work done. This means that I can no

Crikey! Has it really been a thousand years since I last blogged my guts out? Yes it has. Since we

Last night I weighed myself and I was 13 Stone 3 Lbs. Just another stone to go before I’m the

Venues are being prepared and performers all over the country are polishing their acts which can only mean one thing:

Dum dum dum diddle diddle diddle… Yep the unmistakable opening music of Torchwood, gets you right there doesn’t it. Unless