Crime and Accident
The other day a man stopped me in the street and asked if I’d had an accident in the last
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Bloggery
Dog Bondage
My friend Lisa has a dog who I occasionally look after when she needs to go to the cinema or
Read MoreMagic Ovens
Well I’m stumped. *drums fingers on table* By all rights I shouldn’t be writing a blog today as I can’t
Read MoreCrowds and Papists
Why am I so impatient these days? All I seem to do is spend my time calling people twats under
Read MoreGuest Blogger – Andy Giraffe
Without a doubt the worst thing about being Giraffe is the diet. It’s all leaves leaves leaves. One day I’d
Read MoreThe End of Holidays
My Holiday is over and I have to look at getting some work done. This means that I can no
Read MoreAfter Edinburgh
Crikey! Has it really been a thousand years since I last blogged my guts out? Yes it has. Since we
Read MoreFat and Dead
Last night I weighed myself and I was 13 Stone 3 Lbs. Just another stone to go before I’m the
Read MoreEdinburgh Stars and Bollocks
Venues are being prepared and performers all over the country are polishing their acts which can only mean one thing:
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