|Have just heard the following on tonights news:
“…and the England fans were arrested after they were a bit too racist.”
Wow I hadn’t realised there were acceptable levels of racism.
I was once the victim of a drive by fluting.
It was ‘The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy’ and I spent minutes in bed recovering.
However my friend Tom was Oboed in a lift.
Today started terribly but has ended well.
I managed to write everything that needed writing and am now chipper as can be. However I am a little worried about this article:
“Scotland is facing a critical shortage of sperm donors, according to the chair of the British Fertility Society.”
Am sending some up by UPS as I write this, which is a feat of multitasking to be envied.
“The stories we hear have a recurring theme; that treatment has been delayed because clinics don’t have the sperm to treat people.”
My god! What do they use it for?
Sheena Young, the Scottish organiser for the network, said “I did a radio interview last year and we took calls from six men from the west of Scotland who wanted to donate.”
Now dear; are you sure it was a radio interview?
“However, the closest place I could suggest was Dundee or Aberdeen.”
What’s wrong with a bedroom you silly cow!?