Have just heard the following on tonights news: “…and the England fans were arrested after they were a bit too racist.” Wow I hadn’t realised there were acceptable levels of racism.
I was once the victim of a drive by fluting. It was ‘The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy’ and I spent minutes in bed recovering. However my friend Tom was Oboed in a lift.
Today started terribly but has ended well. I managed to write everything that needed writing and am now chipper as can be. However I am a little worried about this article: “Scotland is facing a critical shortage of sperm donors,
Was my birthday yesterday and I drank lots of beer; now I feel bad. Here’s an illustration: Grghl!