Just read the following headline on the BBC site: Cockler gangmaster gets 14 years Frankly I think those Cockler bastards should get the chair! I’ve seen em dealing in cracks and selling hookers at tuppence a gander. Milm!
Jordan’s Puppies
Apparently Jordan is having another breast operation to stop them sagging. Here’s a picture, look at the picture, it’s a funny picture, look how funny it is… Malg!
Watery Bowel
Today I was looking through a pile of post that I had been saving for a rainy day. In and among the red letters and offers of sofas at bargain knock down prices – which means that they still cost
I’m back!
Sorry for the long time thing. Have been moving house and stuff and stuffing houses. Here’s me in my new front room, where I stand and look up for hours: However mostly I do this: Then poop. Glib!
Teletastic!
Have decided to become a television producer. Here are just a few of my ideas that will be coming to your screen soon. Title: Harsh Words from a Small Man Premise: A dwarf swears criticisms at some men. ——– Title:
Flakes
Well that was a mighty fine Sunday, yes sireeeeeeee. What is a Siree, do you think? Is it the person to whom you are addressing the title Sir or is it a brand of chewing tobacco. I think we
Empty Headed
They say that you can tell when a writer runs out of ideas when he starts doing lists. Well here’s another: Ten plays that never opened: 1) Separate Toilets 2) Waiting for Garibaldi 3) Beautiful Sink 4) The Mouse Crap
Flap Doodle!
Well there’s more from the Ghost Town production tonight. I can show you exclusively a photo that will change your life: This one will change you children’s lives. It’s the audience for tonights show gathering and getting wet at 16:30.
Woooooooo!
It’s the coolest thing! Derek Acorah off of Most Haunted, is in town. They have set up a production office for a live show called. Ghostown Live in the building where I work. Here’s a photo of a sign directing