It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in posession of an email address must be in want of a cock stiffening drug.

However these are not the most disturbing spam messages. The most disturbing are the ones that ask if I would like a breast enlargement. I can just see it now; me, running down the street in a DD bra and bulging trousers.

I feel quite unwell at the very thought.

Anyway I must go I’ve apparently won the Mongolian lottery, I only need to send £2,000 to ensure I get the cheque.

Arse

Spam!

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