Monthly Archives: January 2006

BSL Blunder

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Well it’s been another odd day!

This afternoon I was sitting at my desk minding my own business, when one of my colleagues who just happens to be deaf, popped over to ask me a question. Sadly he tends to forget that I don’t sign so I sat for an age feeling foolish for not understanding (quite right too) and trying to work out what he was asking me. Finally I got the gist and stood up to point out the file he wanted. However as I did this my thumb got caught between the chair arm and the underside of my desk causing me to wave my hand about in pain. At this point he looked really insulted and walked away. Wish I knew what I’d said to him!

What Ho Bumface!

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Here I am again.

Have spent three or more days with serious writers block even to the point that approaching my blog did afear me. However it is a nice cold Sunday and my washing is cooking on the radiators. I am sipping Earl Grey and munching my way through a bumper pack of biscuits; custard creams in fact.

Why do they call them bumper packs? I also bought some new bedding today from my local Kwik Save. It has a hideous pattern but was quite cheap.

Here’s a picture:

My life is a never ending bag of magic thrills.

Oh! And I happened upon this website which is very funny. CLICK ERE!

Nipple

No Luck!

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What a difference a day makes.

Tonight I missed my bus and had to walk home, no childhood hero Emailed and I stubbed my toe when getting in the bath.

It’s bark soothes lepers and men rejoice at it’s doom.

Crack

Lucky lucky lucky!

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Hurray!

Today ended really nicely.

I got a free bus ride home because the drivers ticket machine broke down. Then I got home and found a reply to an email I sent to a hero of mine and was jolly chuffed.

Howevr after that it went downhill when I was probed by aliens and found unsafe for space travel. Frankly I was extremely put out; there was no earl grey on the ship and the biscuits they supplied were rich tea.

Bastards!

Frot

Spam!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in posession of an email address must be in want of a cock stiffening drug.

However these are not the most disturbing spam messages. The most disturbing are the ones that ask if I would like a breast enlargement. I can just see it now; me, running down the street in a DD bra and bulging trousers.

I feel quite unwell at the very thought.

Anyway I must go I’ve apparently won the Mongolian lottery, I only need to send £2,000 to ensure I get the cheque.

Arse

Hairless!

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Well my cunning plan has worked. after a few weeks of gradually making my hair shorter and shorter I removed it altogether tonight then went to the pub. Nobody noticed! It’s soo much nicer like this especially in an over heated office.

Here is the transition:

 

 

Where’s that Mr Sheen.

Bum
x

Pooping pants!

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I’m scared today.

This morning I got up brushed my teeth, sat down with The Times and chilled out. While in the grip of chilling I decided to clear out some of the photos from my phone and found this one.

It was apparently taken while I slept last night. Eeeek!

How? The room was locked and nobody could get in! Perhaps I’m haunted. There’s only one thing for it I need to call in the Most Haunted team.

Well the willies are firmly up me.

Owie!

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My feet hurt!

Have been breaking in a new pair of shoes which seem intent on rubbing all the skin of my feet. Then again perhaps skeleton feet are the new rage these days and I have unwittingly purchased a means to achieve this look.

The worst thing was that somebody actually asked if I was disabled due to by strange stompy twisty walk. Ho Hum!

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