Well it’s been another odd day! This afternoon I was sitting at my desk minding my own business, when one of my colleagues who just happens to be deaf, popped over to ask me a question. Sadly he tends to
What Ho Bumface!
Here I am again. Have spent three or more days with serious writers block even to the point that approaching my blog did afear me. However it is a nice cold Sunday and my washing is cooking on the radiators.
No Luck!
What a difference a day makes. Tonight I missed my bus and had to walk home, no childhood hero Emailed and I stubbed my toe when getting in the bath. It’s bark soothes lepers and men rejoice at it’s doom.
Lucky lucky lucky!
Hurray! Today ended really nicely. I got a free bus ride home because the drivers ticket machine broke down. Then I got home and found a reply to an email I sent to a hero of mine and was jolly
Spam!
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in posession of an email address must be in want of a cock stiffening drug. However these are not the most disturbing spam messages. The most disturbing are the ones that
Hairless!
Well my cunning plan has worked. after a few weeks of gradually making my hair shorter and shorter I removed it altogether tonight then went to the pub. Nobody noticed! It’s soo much nicer like this especially in an over
Pooping pants!
I’m scared today. This morning I got up brushed my teeth, sat down with The Times and chilled out. While in the grip of chilling I decided to clear out some of the photos from my phone and found this
Owie!
My feet hurt! Have been breaking in a new pair of shoes which seem intent on rubbing all the skin of my feet. Then again perhaps skeleton feet are the new rage these days and I have unwittingly purchased a
Trousers!
Am sooo lethargic today. Here’s an funny site Click Ere! Can’t summon the energy to hit the enter button, Tease Heaveeeeeeeeeeee!