Outragious

Outragious

At 6:45am this morning I awoke to the sound of chamber music floating from the grills of the digital radiogram next to my bed and the sinking dread that I would have to leave it soon and get ready for

Autumn and Winter

Autumn and Winter

As we approach the dark days of Winter and begin plugging the holes in our shambolic old houses with socks. Our minds often turn turn to indoor activities, such as boredom and wanking. This is why me and my chums have

Gamey

Gamey

So I’ve had my PlayStation 4 for a week now and I must say that I am rather impressed. I don’t want to turn this into a tech blog, there are loads of those already. However I really must write

Twitterlution

Twitterlution

Some people join Twitter to sell stuff and other people join to follow their favourite celebrities. I joined to write silly tweet, chat to nice people and sometimes plug a podcasts…but it’s mostly just the silly tweet and nice people

Goodbye Rik

Goodbye Rik

At two o’clock this afternoon the friends and family of Rik Mayall laid him to rest. That was a shitty sentence to write. The sentence I should be writing is: at 2pm this afternoon the friends and family of Rik

The Penultimate Frontier

Here is another short and hastily written blog. So little time. Those people, who tolerate me, know that I love nothing more than a bit of science fiction. In fact you only have to pop the word ‘star’ in front

Adventure

It was a pleasantly warm freezing afternoon in a hole, when I first mounted my trusty John Steed. My heart soared and mind raced as I thought about the adventures which lay ahead. After catching my heart in a net

Lighter

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man going on and on about how much weight he’s lost, is the most boring man on earth. I have become that man and I am ashamed. Since finding myself pumped with

Sell Sell!

Nobody is always asking me “Martin, how do you keep your body looking like that of a Greek god?” Well it’s simple,  I use new improved ‘Man Wax’ from Lorry Al. ‘Man Wax’ is specially formulated to keep your body