You know what? I really dislike people who compile lists of rules for Twitter, it really gets on my giddy goat and my goat is ridiculously giddy because it is a heroin addict, the stupid smacked up arsehole.
There is only one rule when using Twitter: DON’T BE A DICK.
I have stolen that rule from a brilliant blog Dan Tetsell once wrote about working as a comedy writer. You should read it.
HERE IS A LINK TO IT. BIG ENOUGH FOR YA?
Follow me @martinwolfenden, unless you hate me.
It’s that time of the month again where I plug the new Brainjam podcast and I hope you will enjoy it and keep coming back for more, like a smacked up goat.