My Exercise Regime

I begin my day by falling out of bed while squashing on my glutes with springs. Then I shower on a treadmill, kiss a bowl of porridge on a pretend bicycle and leap onto a bus just as it is

Everyone’s a Critic

If you are a regular user of that ultimate time waster called ‘social media’, ┬áthen you’ll know that everybody has an opinion. It is impossible not to open the Twitter client on your portable telephone device shouting machine without receiving

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