Do you hate football but find yourself in a pub where violent men are watching football? Then you need something to shout at the television. Here are some things to shout at the television: Arsenal! Death knell, more like.
When I was a kid I was loony and my school teachers were loony la la bonkers. My whole world consisted of insane people telling me insane things, which I believed. No, I didn’t grow up within the precincts of