Yo yo yo!
The terrible blog is back and I must apologise for this before I even begin. In fact, I am not too sure why I even write a blog as nothing ever happens to me and if it does, I tend to talk about it on the podcasts. So really, there is no point in my writing this at all. I may as well just spend my evening wanking and laughing; although I was thrown out of the swimming pool the last time I did that. Hahahahaha! You see! I am a comedy genius.
Then again, should I have split that last paragraph into two or left it as a rambly mess with all those wiggly lines underneath; I just do not know. If I was a proper writer, I would knowledge these things with my brain but I don’t. Can I end a sentence with a contraction?
So what have I been doing since last I word raped you?
Here is a list of things I have done:
- Bought an iPhone
- Went vegetarian for a bit.
- Caught a cold.
- Helped some ducks.
- Lost £20.
- Lost 4 Lbs.
- Saved the lives of several insects.
- Accidentally killed a bee.
- Had a birthday.
- Recorded some podcasts.
- Wrote a script.
- Became nostalgic for the 80s.
- Became nostalgic for the 90s.
- Got drunk at home.
- Got drunk in Manchester.
- Got drunk in Leeds
- Got drunk in Halifax
- Got drunk in Bradford.
- Got drunk in some other places that I can’t remember.
- Shouted in a Chinese Karaoke bar.
- Lost a shoe.