Episode 5 – Northern

Click to Play In this episode I challenge northern stereotypes in a superbly intelligent way. In fact it’s almost like Stephen fry had entered me. Well when I say ‘Stephen Fry’ and ‘intelligent’, what I actually mean is ‘tramp’ and ‘idiotic’.

Mad About The Chap

When I was a child, I was a Catholic,  I went to church as a Catholic, thought as a Catholic and prayed as a catholic. But when I grew up I put away Catholic things and plumped instead for atheism and

Yorkshire Water Works

Today I received a rather nice Email from Yorkshire Water who have informed me that they have withdrawn the court case against me in good faith. This has left me somewhat surprised as I had been expecting a protracted battle

Poo

At the risk of turning this blog into a serial moan about British shops and utility providers, I would like to kvetch about Sainsbury’s. Sainsbury’s gives me a headache. It’s not the lighting or the beepy beepety beep of the

Yorkshire Water

Today I received a court summons from Northampton requiring the immediate payment of my water rates. This would have seemed fair enough if I hadn’t already a direct debit with the Yorkshire Water, a direct debit with the company, which

Listing

If you’re like me, then stop it! I hate it when people impersonate me, hate it.  Sorry *twitch wibble* If you’re like me, you will be heartily fed up of those lists which zoom around by Email and social networking

What?! The BNP

You may have noticed that I’ve been on holiday.  Yep one whole week of doing nothing but chillaxing at home.  However I now find myself suffering from ‘home holiday jet-lag’. This feels very similar to actual jet-lag but unlike actual

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