Newspeak

Today I accidentally watched some Big Brother having managed to avoid most of the last seven series. I switched on to see a particularly vociferous kind of pond life walking around the house saying things like “I’m not used to

Pudding

In the morning I usually get woken up by John Humphries interviewing a politician. It’s relatively unusual to be woken by a woman leaping through the front door shouting “I have crumble.” Which is what happened today

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