Just read the following headline on the BBC site: Cockler gangmaster gets 14 years Frankly I think those Cockler bastards should get the chair! I’ve seen em dealing in cracks and selling hookers at tuppence a gander. Milm!
Apparently Jordan is having another breast operation to stop them sagging. Here’s a picture, look at the picture, it’s a funny picture, look how funny it is… Malg!
Today I was looking through a pile of post that I had been saving for a rainy day. In and among the red letters and offers of sofas at bargain knock down prices – which means that they still cost
Sorry for the long time thing. Have been moving house and stuff and stuffing houses. Here’s me in my new front room, where I stand and look up for hours: However mostly I do this: Then poop. Glib!
Have decided to become a television producer. Here are just a few of my ideas that will be coming to your screen soon. Title: Harsh Words from a Small Man Premise: A dwarf swears criticisms at some men. ——– Title:
Well that was a mighty fine Sunday, yes sireeeeeeee. What is a Siree, do you think? Is it the person to whom you are addressing the title Sir or is it a brand of chewing tobacco. I think we
They say that you can tell when a writer runs out of ideas when he starts doing lists. Well here’s another: Ten plays that never opened: 1) Separate Toilets 2) Waiting for Garibaldi 3) Beautiful Sink 4) The Mouse Crap
Well there’s more from the Ghost Town production tonight. I can show you exclusively a photo that will change your life: This one will change you children’s lives. It’s the audience for tonights show gathering and getting wet at 16:30.
It’s the coolest thing! Derek Acorah off of Most Haunted, is in town. They have set up a production office for a live show called. Ghostown Live in the building where I work. Here’s a photo of a sign directing